A hysterical reality check for the recently engaged. Thank for posting GroomsAdvice.com.
My favorite quotes:
Guys on save-the-dates: “They are not receiving a f*cking newborn baby. Why do you have to send an invite to tell people that the invitation is on its way?”
On the number of places to register: “That is an assload of places. The only thing I want is an iPad.”
On choosing wedding colors: “What the s#*t is sunset coral? It is not a color. You realized you have totally lost it? There is no f*cking coral in the sunset. Coral grows in the ocean. The sun is in the sky. —Cari Wolfert
